Consumer Thoughts

From the latest Office Playground newsletter:

“I’m writing to you because it has been a while since your last order. We fondly remember that day. You completed your order and we all started cheering. We printed your order, placed it on our velvet red pillow reserved for special customer orders. Quickly, yet carefully, we carried your order out into our distribution center. Our staff looked up, smiled in unison and then broke out in applause.

Your items were picked carefully from their respective locations. Hundreds of potential boxes were considered for your order and we settled on the best possible one to use. I can recall the look and feel of that beautiful corrugated box. I still feel the butterflies in my stomach as the shipping label was placed on the box. We all gathered around as your order was tenderly loaded onto the delivery truck so that it could begin its journey to your door. Man, what a great day that was.”

When they put a video of this up on Youtube, I’ll place another order. (I like the site, but I don’t need anything right now… but I could be persuaded for a video.)